**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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