Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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