Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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