I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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