You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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