Are we in a gay sports bar?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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