Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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