He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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