Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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