FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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