In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Randomize
