I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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