I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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