Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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