Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
