This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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