Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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