It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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