You work out of a Hotel?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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