Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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