Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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