please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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