How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
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