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do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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