She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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