And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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