I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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