Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
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I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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