Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
We talked him into tasing himself.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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