I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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