He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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