Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
