i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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