I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
