oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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