Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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