you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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