North Korea, Best Korea!
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
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