im six kinds of drunk right now
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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