don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
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