apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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