Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
whose ass print is on the piano?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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