i would punch a child for taco bell
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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