You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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