Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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