he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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