I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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