wat bout pragnant strippers??
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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