We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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