Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
