I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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