So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I party with great urgency now.
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